When You Can't Be the Best,Be the Loudest.

IN LIVE MUSIC

Our Volume Goes to 11.

Legends Must Be Loud

Crank it louder! While you can't always be the best, you can be the loudest.

Go All the Way?

In Rockstar Lifestyle

How "Into the Band" Are They?

Sex, Drugs, AND Rock & Roll

Ooooh, I need a dirty woman.
Ooooh, I need a dirty girl.

 

More Cowbell!!

In The Studio

Wear Gold Plated Diapers

I GOTTA HAVE More COWBELL!

Don't question Bruce Dickinson. If he needs more cowbell, I think you should give the man more cowbell.

For those still playing with themselves (also see 'groupies')

In YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?

So You Want to Be a Rock & Roll Star?

JOIN A BAND

Step 1: Learn to play an instrument with rock potential (not the kazoo)

Step 2: Join a Band.

Real Work Sucks!
All About the Music